Growing up too fast...

My oldest daughter is six and has a 'boyfriend'. The idea seemed pretty cute at first. I mean, really, that just means she has a friend that's a boy, right?

• Not when said boy (7) and my daughter are holding hands every time they're together
• Not when said boy gets in a fight defending his "girlfriend's" honor
• Not when said boy thinks your 6-year old daughter is "hot"
• Not when said boy has a 16-year old brother with a (real) girlfriend

Ah, yes, that's the meat of the problem - 7 going on 16. I thought I had a little time before I became a jealous and watchful father; no such luck.